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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Good Caddy Jokes

Best Golf Caddie Comments

Golfer: 'That can't be my ball, it's too old.'
Caddy: 'It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.'

Golfer: 'This is the worst course I've ever played on.'
Caddy: 'This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.'

Golfer: 'Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: 'The way you play sir, it's a sin on any day.'

Golfer: 'How do you like my game?'
Caddy: 'Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.'

Golfer: 'Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction!!
Caddy: 'It's not a watch - it's a compass.'

Golfer: 'You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.'
Caddy: 'I don't think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.'

Golfer: 'Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?'
Caddy: 'Eventually.'

Golfer: 'Do you think my game is improving?'
Caddy: 'Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.'

Golfer: 'I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.'
Caddy: 'Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.'

Golfer: 'Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.'
Caddy: 'Think you can keep your head down that long?'